Bert is Evil !

Bad influence!!!

We tailed Ernie to a local bar one evening and watched him suck down nine double Jack and Cokes within an hours time. He then got up and stumbled around the bar with his pants down yelling "Who wants to wrestle the Bald Headed Champ?" Ernie had also offered several young ladies in the bar various amounts of money for sexual favors. Bert was called to come pick him up and Ernie has since been banned from the bar for life. On a side note, the bar was fire bombed a few days later. Ernie has been questioned in this incident, but charges have yet to be filed. We shot this photo as Bert was helping Ernie get home and seconds before Ernie puked on Bert for the third time.

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