Bert is Evil!:
Interview with Cookie Monster
The following is an interview with Cookie Monster, the Cookie Loving Dead-head of Sesame Street

Interviewer: So Cookie Monster, how goes it.
Cookie Monster: Mmmm...  Cookie
Interviewer:What was it like when you first met Bert.
Cookie Monster: Bert... Bert give me  Special Cookies
Interviewer:Yes?
Cookie Monster: yes.
Interviewer:Um, yeah?
Cookie Monster: COOOKIEZ!
Interviewer: How do these Cookies Effect you?
Cookie Monster: Make me feel GOOD!
Interviewer: Wow, what's in them?
Cookie Monster: Bert not tell.  Say Special ingredient.
Interviewer: Special ingredient (Elmo also referenced these cookies in his interviews) Seems fishy
Cookie Monster: No... COOKIEZ!!!!!
Interviewer: Are you sure your competent to continue this interview?
 

The Interview end when Cookie Monster see the Catering Cart and Dashes for Lady fingers shoving them all in.  Police subjected him to a series of Drug Tests but somehow the results of those tests disappeared.  I will not give up though for finding out about the truth was what caused my brother to disappear.


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