Bert is Evil!:

Interview with Oscar the Grouch

The following is an interview with Oscar the Grouch, Fellow Cast Member on Sesame Street.  Some content deemed inappropriate has been cut.
 

Interviewer: How long have you known Bert?

Oscar: Oh, over 20 years now.

Interviewer: Does he bother everyone?

Oscar: Pretty much so.

Interviewer: How is you relationship with him.

Oscar: I threatened to kick his -CUT- A few times

Interviewer:  So you don't like Bert?

Oscar: Bert is an Evil -CUT-

Interviewer: What do you mean?

Oscar: Well he threatened to hurt Grungeta if I ever -CUT-.

Interviewer: You seem Pretty tough, why don't you show him whose Boss?

Oscar: He may look Small, but we have thought, I was confined to the trash can for a month after I took him on once.

Interviewer: Him Tough? Really?

Oscar: Yeah, must be the PCP he uses before he fights,


Interviewer: Why is he so aggressive

Oscar: I think he just did too much -CUT-

Interviewer: Yeah, a lot of Stars suffer from this

Oscar: Yeah, but not like this, he gives Muppets a bad name.

Interviewer: Indeed.

Oscar: He has harassed more then just one cast member.

Interviewer: Why?

Oscar: So he can convince them to think his way.

Interviewer: What kind of stuff?

Oscar: He suggests they here him out.  If they do, he lets em alone for the most part, if they don't, they disappear

Interviewer: Disappear?
 
The Interview then ended as Oscar turned pale and refused to comment anymore.

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