Bert
is Evil!:Interview with Snuffleuffecus, the Mammoth
who was Invisible.
The following is an interview with Snuffleuffecus, live on Sesame Street,
was invisible.
Interviewer: Were you there when Mr. Hooper died?
Snuffleuffecus: Yes.
Interviewer: Do you have any idea what might have
happened?
Snuffeluffecus: Having
been invisible, you see things people don't know you see.
Interviewer: Could you explain?
Snuffleuffecus: Well I saw
some things I care not to say
Interviewer: Why is that?
Snuffleuffecus: Well Bert
made it clear that I should not share this info.
Interviewer: What did he say exactly?
Snuffleuffecus: Well, he
said, "If you even think about breathing a word of this, I'll tie your Trunk in
a bow."
Interviewer: That's quite violent.
Snuffleuffecus: Yeah, he
often is.
Interviewer: Why have you made no actions toward
this?
Snuffleuffecus: I like
breathing. Breathing is good.
The Interview ends at Snuffeluffecus' discretion. Still so many
questions are left unanswered.